King Janky the 8.5 (Swamp Gawd - GID)

BEWARE THE BAYOU KING JANKY THE 8.5 is here to make crocodiles (and you) his lil bayou b!tches. His royal HIGHnezz the 8.5 may have got his start teaching possums how to string banjos but now he’s working full time for the insatiable swamp of souls.

W/ removable hat, snake and skull staff, this prince of pain also GLOWS from all the tourists he’s consumed that had their phone’s flashlight on while dying. He may only be 3.5” but it’s hard to tell when you’re 6ft below him